Saturday, February 23, 2008
Why I'll never be as cool as Stevie Wonder
There are a lot of reasons as to why this will never be. The main reason being I have full vision. I, in no way want to lose my vision, but Stevie Wonder due to his blindness is the coolest person on planet Earth. For the following reasons:
1.) He can wear whatever he wants and no one is allowed to judge. I wish more than anything I had this amazing ability. I would leave the house in my rhinestone/spandex/feather wet dream every morning and if anyone judged me , they would have to deal with the guilt of making fun of a blind person for being incredibly awesome.
2.) He is an amazing gifted pianist.--> on this note, I cannot play anything well, one of these things being a piano. Even with my vision, I suck at life.
3.) He brings the soul like nobody's business.--> I wish I could sound soulful. When I open my mouth , however, it sounds like a 1,000 starving cats meow-screaming for Friskies aka death banshee calls.
This is only a small glance into the reasons why I will never be a Internationally Acclaimed musician, this specifically being Stevie Wonder.
p.s --> It was crap when Will Smith left him on stage at the VMAs a couple year a go. You know Stevie Wonder didn't want to be there anyway and he had to put up with that crap of being left on stage with his piano. Will Smith needs to get his life in checkkkk.
In other news, the initial line up for the All Points West Festival was announced. For three days of music, I would except more bands. The price is discouraging also ( $258). I'll probably end up going anyway considering its a short trip and Radiohead is headlining two nights ( and Kings of Leon, CSS, Animal Collective, Chromeo, Sia , and more).
Off to venture into this insane abyss called Boston,
Pippi
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i need a videoooo of will smith leaving behind god stevie! it would be fab. i also think you are the new helen keller. cheers!
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